It's a messy reality of taking dick up your butt: If you don't want to end up with a disappointed top and a gross sex situation on your hands, a courteous bottom needs to douche beforehand. Like the asses they irrigate, douches come in all shapes and sizes, from readily available Fleet brand saline bottles to complicated shower contraptions for seasoned vets. Among bottoms, learning the art and science of douching-using an enema, syringe, or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven-is a sacred rite of passage.
